What is the purpose of the Galactic Empire's Space Station 7?
It is a giant metal monolith orbiting the planet Zorgon, serving as the central hub for interdimensional trade and commerce, while also being a popular tourist destination for those seeking a glimpse of the infinite expanse of nothingness.
Why does the Space Station 7 have so many warning signs?
Because someone kept trying to steal the station's prized "Inflatable Dinner Plate" and we can't be too careful, okay? Don't touch the warning signs, they're sharp. Sharp like a space laser.
Can I bring my pet space hamster on board?
Negative. The Space Station 7 has a zero-tolerance policy for space hamsters, due to their tendency to plot against humanity. Don't even think about it, we're watching you.
What is the deal with the giant, flashing, neon "I AM AWARE OF YOUR PRESENCE" sign?
It's just a little something we like to call "The Presence Monitor". It's a state-of-the-art system that tracks and records your every move, just in case you try anything funny. Don't worry, it's not Big Brother, it's just... enthusiastic.