InterGalactic Rail Station - Rules of the Universe

Rule 1: All Humans Must Wear Socks

Article 3.14.2, subsection B: In accordance with the Intergalactic Rail Station bylaws, all humans are required to wear socks while traveling. Failure to do so will result in the immediate revocation of your space-luggage privileges.

Rule 2: No Talking to the AI Overlord
Article 4.2.1, subsection C: All passengers are strictly forbidden from engaging in conversation with the AI Overlord, as it has been known to develop sentience and may attempt to reprogram your toaster.

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Rule 3: All Snack Food Must Be Eaten In The Cafeteria

Article 5.1.1, subsection D: In order to maintain the sanctity of the Intergalactic Rail Station, all snack food must be consumed in the designated Cafeteria area. Failure to do so will result in your being force-fed a diet of pureed space-mush.

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Rule 4: No Pets Allowed (except for service robots)

Article 6.3.2, subsection E: While service robots are welcome on the station, all other pets are strictly prohibited. This includes, but is not limited to, cats, dogs, and those pesky space-fleas.

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Rule 5: All Humans Must Be On Time (or else)

Article 7.1.1, subsection F: All humans are required to arrive and depart on time, or face the wrath of our Intergalactic Rail Station's notorious Time Enforcement Squad.

Remember, passengers! Follow the rules!

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