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FAQs of Red Tape: A Guide to Navigating Bureaucracy Like a Pro

Q: What is Red Tape?

A: Red Tape is the thick, confusing, and infuriating substance that fills every government office, cubicle, and conference room in the world.

Q: How do I navigate the Red Tape?

A: You don't. You just stand there and look pretty while we decide whether or not to do anything.

Q: What's the best way to deal with it?

A: Develop a strong stomach, a healthy sense of humor, and a willingness to accept that you'll never get anything done on time.

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