Feature Creep Reports

Where Functionality Meets Frivolity

We've been asked to implement 17 features that should've been cut in the planning stage. Here are the reports.

Feature 1: Unnecessary Button

The team requested a button that does absolutely nothing, because why not, right? It's not like we're short on space or anything. Read full report

Feature 2: Inflatable Unicorn Icon

Because who doesn't love the sound of an inflatable unicorn icon that plays 'Who Let the Dogs Out' on repeat when hovered over? Read full report

Feature 3: Self-Playing Jukebox

We've implemented a self-playing jukebox that auto-plays 'Who Am I' by Three Dog Night on repeat, because who needs user input? Read full report

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