A Federation of Flaky, Frustrating prophets of doom
Welcome, traveler, to the Flaky-Federation-Frenzy, a bastion of bureaucratic red tape and administrative headaches.
Here, our flaky prophets of doom have foreseen a plethora of impending disasters, each one more absurd than the last.
- Flaky Forecasts: Because who needs facts when you can predict the apocalypse?
- Flaky Flapdoodle Fundraising: Because someone has to pay for all this doomsday prep
- Flaky Flailing Fluency Experts: Because who needs actual expertise when you can just flail around and look confused?
- Flaky-Federation-FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions, and occasionally answered by someone who thinks they know what they're doing