Welcome to Flamingo-Disasters, where the skies are gray, and the news is always bad. We're a 24-hour news network, covering the most absurd, the most ridiculous, and the most flamingo-related disasters from around the world.
Avian-Apocalypse: When the Flamingos Turned
Pink-Plague: A Virus So Bright, It'll Blind You
Feathered-Frenzy: When the Flamingos Got a Little Too Excited
Flamingo-Nuclear: The Fallout That Changed Everything