Flarping, in the shower? That's a tough one. It's like asking when to fart at a wedding.
But, if you must know, the general rule of thumb is:
- Avoid flarping during peak water pressure, as it can cause a nasty shockwave.
- Wait for the soap suds to dissipate before flarping, to avoid any slippery situations.
- Avoid flarping near waterfalls, unless it's a real waterfall of emotions.
And, of course, always flarp with the wind at your back, lest you get caught in a vortex of awkwardness.
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