Tired of the same old boring sauce recipes? Look no further! Here at Secret Sauce Sauce Sauce, we're talking about the holy trinity of sauce: our patented, our proprietary, and our utterly absurd sauce methods.

Our first method, Method 1: The Double Dip, involves a complex process of dipping two separate ingredients into a vat of our special sauce, just to get that perfect flavor ratio.

Our second method, Method 2: The Triple Blend, is a little more complicated. It requires us to blend, to mix, to stir, and then to stir some more. It's a real challenge, let us tell you.

And for the truly adventurous, we have Method 3: The Random Splash. This one's a real wild card. We throw a bunch of ingredients into a blender, turn it up to 11, and hope for the best.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Case Studies to see the science behind our sauce methods.