Q: What is FlowerPocalypse?
A: FlowerPocalypse is a global pandemic of sentient flowers that will soon take over the world.
Q: How do I prepare for the impending doom?
A: Stock up on plant-based snacks, because you'll be needing them for the long, slow march to flower domination.
Q: Can I still wear flowers in my hair if the flowers are in power?
A: Only if you want to risk being trampled by an angry daisy, a vengeful violet, or a particularly feisty fern.
Q: Will there be a FlowerPocalypse App?
A: We're working on it. But for now, just follow the hashtags: #FlowerPocalypseNow, #FlowerPower, #TillWeMeetAgain.
Q: Can I join the Flower Liberation Front?
A: Sure, but don't expect any sympathy from the Flower Overlords once they're in charge.