FlowerPocalypse Solutions

Welcome to the world of FlowerPocalypse, where the apocalypse is so last season, and the real crisis is finding something to do in the apocalypse.

Here at FlowerPocalypse Solutions, we have everything you need to survive, thrive, or just plain ol' survive-ish in a post-apocalyptic world. Our experts in flower-themed apocalypse preparedness offer top-notch advice on how to:

1. Grow the perfect apocalyptic succulent

Read our comprehensive guide on how to grow the perfect succulent in a world without water

2. Build a flower-powered generator

Learn how to harness the energy of your favorite flowers to keep your lights on, your fridge running, and your hair looking fabulous

3. Start a flower-themed support group

Join our community of fellow flower lovers who are also trying to survive (or at least, pretend to be surviving) in a world gone mad