Welcome to Flower Power, the definitive resource for navigating the impending Flowerpocalypse. A time of great uncertainty, where flowers are not just blooming, but also plotting to take over the world.
It's a long story, but basically, our planet's soil got a little too good to be true. The sun was shining too bright, the watering can was always full, and the compost was always, well, composting. It all got too much for the flora, and now they're making a move.
Flowerpocalypse symptoms include:
These are just a few signs that you or someone you love might be affected by the Flowerpocalypse. If this sounds like you, don't worry, there's help available.
Learn how to survive the FlowerpocalypseStay calm and follow these simple steps:
And for the love of all things green, don't underestimate the Flowerpocalypse.
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