This page is a Disclaimer of Doom for all the things that are not actually here. Like, for real.
We made it because we had to, and also because we wanted to.
We're trying to blind you withประก science and also because it's fun.
No. You can't.
You don't. Just pretend you're lost in a forest of despair.
We're not going to answer any of them, but here they are: