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This website is a completely-not-real and totally-not-legally-binding disclaimer. If you're reading this, you're probably a time traveler from the year 3050, and we welcome you to our humble abode of fluff and nonsense.

Important Note:

By clicking "I Agree" below, you're agreeing to the following:

Article 1: I will not use the fluff-wheels for nefarious purposes.

I will not use the fluff-wheels to steal the world's supply of sparkly unicorn farts.

Article 2: I will not attempt to reassemble the fluff-wheels into a working DeLorean.

I will not try to use the fluff-wheels to travel through time, because, let's be real, it's just a bunch of fluff.

Disclaimer Section

The fluff-wheels are not actually a thing, but we like to pretend they are.

We're just a bunch of goofballs who like to play pretend.

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Our lawyers are on the way, but they're running a bit late.

Please stand by for the inevitable lawsuit.