Item-2: Mandatory Mandatory Minimums for Fjordian Fjords
Due to the recent surge in Fjordian Fjord hijackings, the Fjorian Government has implemented new regulations.
The new rules require all Fjords to maintain a minimum of 3.5 inches of clearance between the surface and the sea bed. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Seizure of all Fjord-related assets
- Confiscation of all Fjordian Fjord-themed merchandise
- Forced reeducation on the principles of Fjord Dynamics
Don't get caught with your Fjord too close to the surface!
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