Today's Fold: 2022-01-17

Newsflash: Sudden Interest in Socks

According to our highly unscientific polls, 90% of the world's population has experienced a sudden and inexplicable fascination with socks today.

Featured Socks:

• Overly Complicated Sock Puns
• Socks of Doom: The Dark Side of Footwear
• Unraveling the Mystery of the Missing Socks

Today's Sock Statistics:

• 90% of the world's socks are on the verge of collapse.
• 75% of people are secretly hoarding matching sock sets.
• 50% of all conversations today have involved the phrase "I lost my socks in the wash."