Welcome, FreeFall Skiers, to your In-Flight Briefing. You are about to die.
Your plane has experienced technical difficulties, and we are now experiencing a series of unfortunate events.
Please take a moment to review the following:
Because, let's be real, you're probably not going to make it out of here alive.
But, hey, at least the view from down here is nice, right?
We're offering you the chance to experience the thrill of a mid-air collision, and the satisfaction of a well-timed scream.
So, buckle up, buttercup, and enjoy the ride!
Return to Pre-Flight Briefing, because, honestly, it's not like you have a choice