Free Fall Skiing: The Unofficial Guide

Warning: The following information is presented in a highly unstable environment.

Free Fall Skiing is not for the faint of heart. It's not for the weak of stomach. It's for those who crave the thrill of potentially plummeting into a snowbank, or worse, a trash can.

Our expert team of certified (not really) Free Fall Skiing instructors will teach you the art of embracing the unknown, of surrendering to gravity, and of praying to whatever deity you hold dearest that your parachute opens on time.

Don't say we didn't warn you:

The risk of severe injury is EXTREMELY HIGH
The risk of mild inconvenience is VERY LOW

Still want to try your luck? Click PreFlight Briefing for more information on how to prepare for this potentially fatal adventure.

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Free Fall Skiing: The Stats

Our statistics are based on completely fabricated data

95% of participants experience severe injury, death, or mild embarrassment
3% experience moderate to severe trauma, requiring extensive therapy
2% experience actual skill and live to tell the tale

Still want to take the leap of faith?

Visit PreFlight Briefing for more information, or simply .report your death to join the ranks of our illustrious alumni.