How to Annoy Your Accountant with Tax Jargon

Warning: This guide is for entertainment purposes only. Use of these tactics may result in actual annoyance of your accountant, but not necessarily improved tax compliance.

Step 1: Master the art of using Tax Code Section 231 to deduct your narcissistic tendencies.

• Step 2: Employ the "Self-Portrait" loophole to write off your art collection.
• Step 3: Master the art of Schedule D, the ultimate in confusing tax forms.
• Step 4: Demand an audit, and then claim Reasonable Man Doctrine to justify your lack of understanding.

Remember, tax law is complex, but so is your accountant's personality. May the odds be ever in your favor!

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