The Grand Strategy

Step 2: The Art of Ignoring Your In-Laws

When dealing with in-laws, it's essential to maintain a strong defense system. Here's a step-by-step guide on how to do it:

• Develop a thick skin, like a medieval knight's armor.
• Learn to deflect their criticism with a well-timed "That's interesting."
• Practice active listening, but only to find holes in their arguments.
• Establish a safe word, like "I need to go refill my water bottle," to excuse yourself from conversations.
• Remember, a good in-law is like a good pizza – it's all about the crust (i.e., ignoring the filling).

For further guidance, visit:

• Step 3: The Grand Strategy 2.0
• Step 4: The Grand Strategy 3.0

And if all else fails, just pretend you're a cat and walk away.

Disclaimer: The Grand Strategy is not responsible for any emotional trauma or relationship damage caused by its advice.