Step 3: The Longest Game

Engage in an epic staring contest with your in-law's cat.

This is where things get interesting. You see, in-laws are like cats - they have an uncanny ability to sleep 23 hours a day. But, you must be prepared to challenge this skill. Stare them down, unflinching, for at least 5 minutes. If they blink, you blink back. If they blink again, blink back harder.

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