Step 5: The Real Reasons

They're not just nosy or annoying; they're actually secretly training for the apocalypse.

It's a little-known fact that in-laws have been preparing for the coming robot uprising, and their constant questions about your love life/ career choices/ life choices are merely reconnaissance missions.

So, here's the thing: when they ask, "How's the new girlfriend?" or "What's the meaning of life?", just remember:

Step 6: The Brutal Bargaining Process