Deny, deny, deny, it's not just a river in Egypt, it's a way of life. A delicate dance of avoidance, evasion, and outright fabrication. Classic Denial: The Art of Not Listening is a masterclass in misdirection, a symphony of silence, a cavalcade of "I'm not listening, I'm not listening, I'm not listening."
Deflection: The Art of Changing the Subject Aggression: The Art of Talking Over Minimization: The Art of Making it Sound Worse Reversal: The Art of Saying the Opposite
And, of course, the granddaddy of them all: Total Denial: The Art of Saying Nothing at All
Remember, classic denial is not just a technique, it's a way of life. Practice it daily, and you'll be well on your way to becoming a certified expert in the art of not listening.