Welcome to the Deflective Maneuver, a comprehensive guide to ignoring everyone and everything.
At this esteemed institution, we'll teach you the art of deflecting, dodging, and outright ignoring the concerns of those around you.
Our expert instructors will guide you through the following techniques:
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