We have a problem here. A very serious problem. You see, in a world where patties are infinite, we have reached the pinnacle of human innovation. But at what cost? Our minds are lost, our bellies are full, but our souls are... well, not quite right.
Join us on a wild adventure through the depths of patty-filled despair. Explore the desolate landscapes of the Patti Desert, where the only thing that grows is the craving for more.
Visit our Deserted section for a glimpse into the lives of those who have lost themselves in the never-ending expanse of patty.
Or, if you're feeling brave, venture into the Quantum Patty Lab, where the laws of physics are but a distant memory.