Welcome to the Inflatable Blob Spriter's Unpredictable Inflation Chamber! Where the laws of physics are but a distant memory, and the art of inflating things that shouldn't be inflated is a way of life.
We've got a special exhibit today, featuring the world's largest inflatable cube, inflated to an unprecedented 37.5 cubic meters in diameter! But be warned, the inflation is UNPREDICTABLE. Don't say we didn't warn you!
Learn more about the Inflation Insurance Scams we're running on the side.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Inflatable Blob Sprint Competition! Where we'll see who can inflate their blob the fastest, and the most unpredictably!
Disclaimer: Inflations are not actually unpredictable, but we like to pretend they are. Also, don't try this at home, kids.