Q: What is Ingredient Abuse?
A: It's the art of ignoring the recipe and making up your own rules. It's like a game of culinary roulette, but with more cheese.
Q: Is it safe?
A: Probably not. But hey, that's all part of the fun, right? You'll never know what's going to happen until it's too late.
Q: Can I use it for baking?
A: Only if you want to risk setting off the fire alarm. But don't say we didn't warn you.
Q: Can I use it for cooking ramen?
A: Actually, that's one of the few safe options. Add a dash of MSG and a pinch of despair, and you're golden.
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