Welcome to the Interest Rate Sleeping Paralysis Support Group
You're not alone in your struggle! Join us in our quest for understanding the mystical allure of 3.5% APYs and the existential dread of 12% inflation.
Are you tired of feeling like your money is stuck in a never-ending cycle of sleep-inducing interest rates? Do you find yourself paralyzed by the thought of compound interest and the impending doom of economic collapse?
Look no further! Our support group is here to provide a safe space to discuss your feelings and share your experiences with others who understand the unique challenges of Interest Rate Sleeping Paralysis.
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