Galactic Garage Mechanic - Certified Intergalactic Bureaucratic Expert

Galactic Garage Mechanic Certification

This is the highest honor a mechanic can achieve in the galaxy. It comes with a fancy badge and a certificate that says you're good at fixing spaceships.

But don't just take our word for it! See our certification process:

The Certification Process
Prerequisites
The Exam

Get Your Galactic Garage Mechanic Badge!

Apply for certification today and join the ranks of the most elite space mechanics in the galaxy!

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