Welcome, prisoner! Congratulations on escaping the confines of your mundane reality! You're now in the Reality Hacks department.
This is the Blanket Fortress: a fortress of solitude where the walls are made of pure awesomeness and the air is sweet with the scent of freshly baked cookies.
Our Solitude Solutions team has been working around the clock to create an environment where you can forget all about your troubles and find yourself in a world of pure, unadulterated bliss.
Don't worry, we won't tell anyone you're here. We have Discrepancy Solutions for that.
This is just the beginning of your journey. Stay tuned for more Reality Hacks and More Introvert Hacks.
Or, if you'd rather not escape, you can always Reality Check your way back out of here.
Good luck, and remember, we won't judge you for your Introvert Pride.
—The Solitude Solutions Team