SELF-DISCOVERY

YOU'VE ARRIVED. YOU'VE FINALLY FOUND YOUR TRUE SELF.

But first, let's get one thing straight: you've been here before. Like, literally. You wereประก here last week, and before that, it was the week before, and... well, you get the idea.

ประก

It's a time loop, folks. And you're stuck in it.

Don't worry, it's not all bad. You've got some amazing company: a_goals, b_goals, c_goals, and d_goals. They're all prophets of doom, and they're here to tell you that you're doomed.

But don't just take our word for it! Click on over to MAINTENANCE to learn more about the chamber's upkeep and schedule.

Or, if you're feeling adventurousประก, try ESCAPE for a chance to break free from this never-ending cycle. (Good luck with that.)

Or, if all else fails, head on over to SELF-DELETE for a chance to delete your entire existence. (Just kidding, we wouldn't do that. Or would we?)