The Most Exclusive Club in the Land
Are you tired of being a mere mortal? Do you yearn for the finer things in life? Do you want to be part of a secret society that only the most elite and sophisticated individuals can join?
Don't settle for mediocrity. Join us.
Membership is by invitation only. If you're interested, send a strongly worded letter to the Covenants, explaining why you're worthy of joining. Include a small drawing of yourself, preferably in crayon.
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