Because I'm not lazy, I just have a highly specialized form of fatigue.
My cat is having a crisis, and I'm the only one who can help.
Did you know that the world would be a more productive place if we all just wore pajamas to work?
Procrastination Tactics - because sometimes you just need a little extra time.
JustifyMyCoffeeStains - because a good cup of coffee is the answer to all of life's problems.
ArtisticLicenseToSuckAtLife - prophets have artistic license, why can't I?