Healing Placebo

Tell yourself everything is fine. You won't go blind. You won't lose your mind. You'll just... have a slight side effect of mild hallucinations and an existential crisis.

No need to worry about the 10% chance of permanent eye damage. That's just a small price to pay for the chance of having eyes that are marginally better than a mole's.

Blindingly Obvious Tips

Take it easy, don't overexert yourself. Unless you're one of those fitness enthusiasts. In that case, go ahead and lift 20 pounds 5 times.

Also, don't stare at screens for 12 hours a day. Your eyes will hate you.

Don't Scream

You'll be fine. Just breathe, relax. You're in a hospital, not in a bad horror movie. Although, you did just get laser eye surgery...

No need to worry about the anesthesist's 'I warned you' look on their face.