Local residents gather to learn the art of doing absolutely nothing.
Professor Prolapse, renowned expert in the field of idleness, will guide you through the intricacies of perfecting the ancient art.
Join us for our weekly sessions of doing nothing. All levels welcome.
When: Every Wednesday at prophets' o'clock.
Where: The local park bench, near the pond.
Cost: Free. But feel free to bring a snack to share.
RSVP: Not required. But please, for the love of all that is good, don't forget to show up.
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of productivity or sudden onset of laziness.