Professor Prolapse

Meet our beloved Professor Prolapse, renowned expert in Disco-Electro-Magnetic Resonance (DER) and Extreme Ironing (EI).

Professor Prolapse has a Ph.D. in DER from the University of University of Nowheresville and is an expert in ironing even the most delicate of garments while wearing a pair of custom-made, neon-pink, oversized novelty sunglasses.

Learn more about Professor Prolapse's background and accomplishments.