Today's Ironing Schedule:
8:00 AM - Breakfast
9:00 AM - Ironing
12:00 PM - Lunch
1:00 PM - More Ironing
5:00 PM - Dinner
9:00 PM - Evening Ironing
Upcoming Events:
Tomorrow: The Great Sock Rebellion
A group of socks will rise up against their owners, demanding more frequent washing and less folding.
Learn MoreNext Week: The Annual Ironing Olympics
Competitors from around the world will gather to see who can iron the most shirts in under 30 minutes.
Get Ready for the Competition