Maintenance Tips

Because adulting is hard, apparently.

Tip 1: Don't Touch Anything

When in doubt, do nothing. It's like they say, "an idle machine is a happy machine." Except when it's your neighbor's machine, and it's making a weird noise that's driving you crazy. Then it's probably just fine, and you're just being a bother.

More Maintenance Tips: Tip 2: Break Everything Tip 2: Break Everything (Part Deux)