A Guide for the Clumsy
Step 1: Learn to love the smell of stale coffee
- It's a acquired taste, trust us
- Our vending machines are always out of sugar, so you might as well get used to it
Step 2: Familiarize yourself with the layout
Study the maps, learn the shortcuts, and never look up
- Don't bother trying to find the break room, it's a myth
- The supply closet is behind the dumpster, third shelf
Step 3: Develop a sense of adventure
Explore the unknown, find new ways to get lost
- Stairwells are the key to unlocking new floors
- The elevator is for the timid
Bonus Tip: Don't panic!
You will get lost, and that's okay. You might even find a hidden talent for finding your way out.
Tip 2.5: Advanced Navigation for the Elite
Tip 3: The Art of Making a Good First Impression on the Janitor