MEDICAL RECORDS

Patient 1: "Bizarro McSnazz" (aka Bob Smith)

Diagnosis: Excessive use of Comic Sans

Treatment: Mandatory font reeducation

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Patient 2: "Dizzy McSpells" (aka Jane Doe)

Diagnosis: Excessive use of emoticons in medical notes

Treatment: Mandatory emoji reeducation

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Disclaimer: These records are completely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Do not try this at home.

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