Lesson 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

It's a skill, really. A delicate dance of excuses and rationalization.

Step 1: Blame it on the weather
Step 2: Claim you were doing research
Step 3: Pretend you meant to do something else entirely

And that's it! With these simple tactics, you'll be able to do nothing with the best of them.

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