Preparation Is Key: The Professor's Guide

Welcome to the Justification Tactics Course, where we drill into you the art of justifying your existence. In the words of Midge, "You can't just waltz into a good excuse, you need preparation."

So, let's get started.

Module 1: The Ancient Art of Procrastination

Master the technique of doing nothing productive for an extended period. Perfect for those who excel at making excuses and delaying tasks.

Learn more about Procrastination Techniques Justify Your Actions: The Art of Blaming Others Excuse Engineering: The Science of Making it Sound Like an Excuse

Don't forget to grab a snack, the next section is long, and we don't want you to get hangry.