By Mr. Bubblegum, Philosopher King of the Bubblegum Empire
As a philosopher, I have dedicated my life to the study of the most pressing questions of our time. And let me tell you, I have come to a profound conclusion: the meaning of life is BUBBLEGUM.
It's not just a tasty, pink, sugary delight, no, no, my friends. It's a metaphor for the very fabric of reality itself. Think about it: we're all just stuck in this messy, sticky world, trying to make our way through the chaos. And then, suddenly, there it is: a piece of bubblegum, sticking to the bottom of our shoes, holding us back from progressing any further. Ha!
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