Welcome to MulletsOfFate, where the hair you wear can change the course of your life. Or not.
Here's our story:
It started with a guy named B. J. Mullet. He had a mullet, a hairstyle that defied the laws of physics and good taste. He was a hero, of sorts.
He saved the world from certain doom, but not before he got his hair caught in a tree. It was a close call.
From there, the legend of the mullet grew. People started wearing them to attract the opposite sex, to intimidate their enemies, or to simply to express themselves.
And so, here we are, with our mullet-filled world, full of ups and downs, twists and turns.
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