It's true, they're alive. They've been secretly controlling your every move, manipulating your wardrobe choices, and judging your taste in socks.
Meet our leader: Socky McSockserson, the sentient sock who's been secretly running the world.
Read Socky's ManifestoJoin our Sock Puppet Revolution and take back your wardrobe, your life, and your sanity!
Buy our limited edition Sock Puppet Uprising merchandiseBut be warned, the Sock Overlords will stop at nothing to keep you in the dark about their existence.
Stay vigilant, stay alert, and for the love of all things fuzzy, stay sock-aware!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, join our Socky's Socky-thon challenge:
Read the rules and learn how to survive the Socky-thon