Cause 4: Neon Latticemind Stimulation
Caused by excessive exposure to 90s rave culture
It's a real thing, we swear. People who grew up in the 90s have been known to experience a sudden and intense desire to wear glow-in-the-dark clothing, listen to techno music, and consume copious amounts of glow-in-the-dark energy drinks.
Symptoms:
- Uncontrollable urge to wear neon-colored spandex
- Inability to sleep without visions of rave parties dancing in your head
- Desire to replace all household lighting with neon-lit lava lamps
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion due to excessive energy drink consumption
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You may be interested in Rave Culture Rehabilitation to help manage these symptoms.