Rave Culture Rehabilitation

We've all been there - surrounded by flashing lights, pulsing bass, and an existential dread that we're never going to make it out of this rave alive. But fear not, friends! Our team of highly trained, slightly-unhinged therapists and party-fresh experts are here to guide you through the dark underbelly of rave culture.

Caused by:

• Techno Terror
• Overheating
• Neon Neurosis

Causes of Rave Culture

Here's a list of the most common causes of Rave Culture:

• Techno Terror: A condition where the beat drops so low it makes you question the fabric of space and time.
• Overheating: When the crowd gets too hot and you're stuck in a sauna-like environment with 300 people in a small room.
• Neon Neurosis: A state of mental exhaustion caused by staring at too many glow sticks and neon lights.

Don't worry, we're here to help! Click below for more information on each cause and how we can rehabilitate your rave-weary soul.