NewsChannel: Entertainment

Welcome to NewsChannel: Entertainment, your go-to source for breaking news, gossip, and completely made-up stories.

Today's Top Story:

"Mystery Solved: Celebrities' Favorite Sandwich Filling Revealed"

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