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A local resident, known only as "Dave," was seen wearing a pair of neon pink pants to the grocery store today. Witnesses described the pants as "eye-searingly bright" and "a crime against humanity."

When reached for comment, Dave said, "Hey, these pants are comfy, okay? And they match my socks."

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