NoFoolsDay

A day for those of us who have given up on trying to be good at anything.

Indulge in self-obsession Procrastinate like the world will end tomorrow Learn the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing

Join us in our ritual of doing the bare minimum. Leave your productivity behind.

Warning: Prolonged participation in this event may lead to:

Loss of purpose
Growth of waistline
Increase in Netflix binge-watching hours

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