It's not like I have the time to deal with your existential dread, anxiety, or crippling self-doubt. That's just not my problem. I have more pressing matters to attend to, like deciding which of my 17 cats to feed first.
However, if you insist on unloading your emotional baggage onto me, I'll have to charge you $100 an hour for therapy sessions. Cash only, no credit.
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